Text 22 Sep 151,415 notes

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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Text 22 Sep 92,384 notes

floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

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Text 22 Sep 93,641 notes

Anonymous said: your husband seems like a dick kill him. also does ghosts still exist?

itseasytoremember:

billyteddy:

he is a dick and killing him is on my list, but he’s attractive so i’m going to get one more kid out of him

i’m not sure on the ghost front, i guess we’ll find out after i kill my husband and put his gravestone in my backyard 

YOU NEED TO MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS THAT THIS IS ABOUT THE SIMS


Video 22 Sep 15,172 notes

You actually got it? I was just kidding about the leg, I just thought it’d be funny!

(Source: communified)


Text 22 Sep 21,676 notes

spankmehardbarry:

yesterday i went to the library to read because im a nerdy girl and i love to read, unlike most girls. (: anyway i was reading twilight and tHEN I SAW ANOTHER GUY READING TWILIGHT AND HE CAME OVER AND STARTED FINGERING ME AND THEN HIS MOM SHOWED UP AND LIT HIM ON FIRE OMG THEN I ASKED HER IF SHE HAD TUMBLR AND SHES LIKE “SUPERWHOLOCK” AND GAVE ME HER URL AND IM SCREAMING


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iamamessimustconfess:

vladimirnootin:

mashable:

So many items arranged so beautifully.

This is so satisfying to look at.

this makes me happy

(Source: Mashable)


Video 21 Sep 31,773 notes

notherebyaccident:

Photos of kids going to school in various parts of the world.


Video 21 Sep 15,155 notes

manafromheaven:

DOFP Gag Reel

I NEED THIS GAG REEL TO BE LIKE AT LEAST AN HOUR LONG OK

(Source: xavierstea)


Video 21 Sep 40,496 notes

lowlighter:

been seeing a lot of Gravity Falls crossovers with other mystery kids on my dash, and naturally, I was like- why not teens!!!!


Video 21 Sep 812,693 notes

taddle:

numb-ly:

IM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD HELP

OMG

(Source: youtube.com)


Video 21 Sep 182,075 notes

peridotpirate:

Some of the very best subtitles

via yes homo.

Photo 20 Sep 81,148 notes pueriluna:

a cat kissed me yesterday and i didnt even know her 

pueriluna:

a cat kissed me yesterday and i didnt even know her 



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